- DON’T PANIC
- Space… is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly hugely mindbogglingly big it is…
- Oh dear you seem to have fallen down a thirty-foot well, are you alright?
- Oh no, not again.
- There was an accident with a contraceptive and a time machine. Now concentrate!
- WE APOLOGISE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE
- There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler's mind.
